the little crab guy backs away like “omg this guy is about to explode”
(Source: peterpansshadow13, via partofdisneysworld)
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
In which I am Nelson
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RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD
my first day substitute teaching one of the teachers mistook me for a middle schooler and told me to, “get back to class”
i was 22 at the time…
I’ve been mistaken for a substitute teacher no less than 5 times at my school
Tiny Princess Captain America finally outgrew her dress, so this Halloween, it was time for her long-promised Tiny Princess Thor! I think she might like this one better…it has a sparkly cape, after all. Also a hammer. (“What do you hit with the hammer at daycare, Tiny Princess Thor?” “*pause* I don’t know.” “Nothing! You hit nothing with the hammer!”) (She did not, in fact, hit anything with the hammer at daycare. Though she did cry when they had the kids change out of their costumes after their Halloween party, because she wanted to keep wearing her dress.)
Oh, and Big Tiny Princess Thor and Big Tiny Princess Captain America have a message for Iron Man…
~Tiny Princess Thor made by Bright Copper Penny
~How to Make a Tiny Princess Superhero Dress, at my blog
~Hair wings, gauntlets, and cape are from my Lightning Bolt costume; patterns by Tabby, Tally, and Betsy respectively
There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.
(Source: msfili, via around-the-technologic-world)
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
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doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices